stephanie’s reaction to kane’s entrance
Reasons Wrestling makes no sense
- Triple H: Brock Lesnar, you tried to end my career but I'm still so happy you're the face of our company.
- Stephanie McMahon: Randy Orton, you DDT'd me and then kissed me in front of my husband, but I'm still gonna support you for some reason.
- Seth Rollins: Dean Ambrose, I jumped off a balcony to protect you but I'm still gonna put your head through cinderblocks.
- Me: WWE, you made me want to throw my television out the window, but I'm still gonna watch Raw every Monday.
The Authority sitcom…starring
Triple H as sugar daddy
Stephanie McMahon as the mom
The first born son, Randy Orton
Sister Nikki Bella
The former stepbrothers (divorce man) Dean and Roman
Remember when they all worked for The Authority?